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有一美眉在某IT企业工作。有一天早上，天气特别好，IT美眉正全神贯注的工作，裙子被抽屉夹住了都没有察觉。当她站起身的时候裙子“嘶啦”一声被撕破。同事们都闻声望来，IT美眉连忙拿起身边一份IT杂志遮住下面。不料，同事们竟哄堂大笑，原来那份杂志的封面是在线游戏广告：“超大容量，可同时容纳十万用户”。IT美眉又拿起另一份杂志。同事们又再次哄笑，这份杂志的封面是杀毒软件：“小心病毒”。
IT美眉快气昏了。当她拿起第三份杂志的时候就气昏过去了。第三份杂志是一本硬件杂志，封面是U盘广告：“即插即用”。迷迷糊糊中还记得要把重点部位保护好，就随手拉了第四本杂志盖上去，醒来的时候一看，是一本导购杂志，上书：“三折大优惠！”再次晕倒。

记得初次和MM约会的时候，某脸红半响也不知该说些什么好。
一阵风吹来，突然狂打了数个喷嚏，于是赶忙向MM道歉道：“失态，失态，失态……”
谁知MM却红着脸小声地对我说：“好啦好啦，那我从了你还不行嘛～”


别说我没提醒你啊 ``` 你自己看下来的

]]> http://421855434.qzone.qq.com/blog/1221544680#comment 512 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:58:00 GMT http://421855434.qzone.qq.com/blog/1221544680 http://421855434.qzone.qq.com/blog/1221544342 然后就跑了,狼愤而追之,
兔子眼看狼快要追上了,
便在一棵树下坐下来,
戴起墨镜,拿张报纸看,
假装什么事也没有发生过,
这时狼跑来了,看见坐在树下的兔子,
问道:"有没有看见一只跑过去的兔子!"
兔子答道:"是不是一只非 礼了狼的兔子?"
狼大呼:"不会吧!这么快就上报纸了!!!"

小白兔：快问我。快问我。“你是小白兔么？”




大灰狼：“你是小白兔么？”
小白兔：“对啊对啊。我就是小白兔”
小白兔：快问我。快问我。“你是长颈鹿么？”
大灰狼：“你是长颈鹿么？”
小白兔：“你TM傻啊。我不告诉你我是小白兔了么？！”
大灰狼：“。。。”]]> http://421855434.qzone.qq.com/blog/1221544342#comment 528 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:52:22 GMT http://421855434.qzone.qq.com/blog/1221544342 http://421855434.qzone.qq.com/blog/1202044338 ]]> http://421855434.qzone.qq.com/blog/1202044338#comment 8216 Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:12:18 GMT http://421855434.qzone.qq.com/blog/1202044338 http://421855434.qzone.qq.com/blog/1201425115 ]]> http://421855434.qzone.qq.com/blog/1201425115#comment 528 Sun, 27 Jan 2008 09:11:55 GMT http://421855434.qzone.qq.com/blog/1201425115 http://421855434.qzone.qq.com/blog/1198416235 看什么看 没看过日志啊 ]]> http://421855434.qzone.qq.com/blog/1198416235#comment 530 Sun, 23 Dec 2007 13:23:55 GMT http://421855434.qzone.qq.com/blog/1198416235 http://421855434.qzone.qq.com/blog/1195385819 Where there is great love, there are always miracles.
哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹。
Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes.
爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花，那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。
Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again.
有了你，我迷失了自我。失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人。
Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me.
看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。
Distance makes the hearts grow fonder.
距离使两颗心靠得更近。
I need him like I need the air to breathe.
我需要他，正如我需要呼吸空气。
If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me.
如果没有相等的爱，那就让我爱多一些吧。
Love is a vine that grows into our hearts.
爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
因为你，我懂得了爱。
Love is the greatest 刷新ment in life.
爱情是生活最好的提神剂。
Love never dies.
爱情永不死。
The darkness is no darkness with thee.
有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
如果没有人爱我们，我们也就不会再爱自己了。
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
治疗爱的创伤唯有加倍地去爱。
When love is not madness, it is not love.
如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了。
A heart that loves is always young.
有爱的心永远年轻。
Love is blind.
爱情是盲目的。
Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases.
爱情就像月亮，不增则减。
The soul cannot live without love.
灵魂不能没有爱而存在。
Brief is life, but love is long.
生命虽短，爱却绵长。
Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one.
在爱人眼里，一千里的旅程不过一里。
Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak.
爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。
Take away love, and our earth is a tomb.
没有了爱，地球便成了坟墓。
My heart is with you.
我的爱与你同在。
I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet!
尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想！
I'll think of you every step of the way.
我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。
Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you.
无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候。
Passionate love is a quenchless thirst.
热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。
The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.
在这个世界上，男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。
One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life.That word is love.
有一个词可以让我们摆脱生活中所有的负担和痛苦，那就是"爱情"。
Every day without you is like a book without pages.
没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。
Love is hard to get into, but harder to get out of.
爱很难投入，但一旦投入，便更难走出。
Love is a light that never dims.
爱是一盏永不昏暗的明灯。
May your love soar on the wings of a dove in flight.
愿你的爱乘着飞翔的白鸽，展翅高飞。
She who has never loved, has never lived.
人活着总要爱一回。
Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
生命如花，爱情是蜜。
No words are necessary between two loving hearts.
两颗相爱的心之间不需要言语。
Precious things are very few in this world. That is the reason there is just one you.
在这世上珍贵的东西总是罕有，所以这世上只有一个你。
You make my heart smile.
我的心因你而笑。
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